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Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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