that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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