Your favorite bartender is back from prision
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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