You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Randomize
