me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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