There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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