all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i drank out of a bidet.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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