I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
So I just went to clothing optional bar
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
