I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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