Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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