if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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