I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
