whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
