Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
God, I missed his penis.
Randomize
