We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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