hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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