so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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