you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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