you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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