This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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