I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
