The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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