Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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