is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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