Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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