found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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