so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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