I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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