ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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