Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Randomize
