The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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