i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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