WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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