you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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