he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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