There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
