I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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