I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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