winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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