I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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