K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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