Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Is Oprah even human
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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