I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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