I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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