Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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