I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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