2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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