You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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