Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I am mentally ready for anal.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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