flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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