and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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