Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Randomize
