he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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